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As an insurance professional, I’m all about being prepared for the worst and managing risk. One of the smartest risk management techniques is to check out iMingle and see if you qualify for any discounts on auto, renters insurance, and homeowners insurance. But financial protection pales in comparison to the real issues we have to prepare for. That’s right, I’m talking zombie invasion. Unless you’re smart enough to have a thorough and well-grounded zombie plan already, you’re woefully unprepared for the imminent invasion. And unfortunately, the Zombie Run 5K was this past weekend, so it’s too late to test your preparedness. Hmmm, what to do, what to do…

I think I have something! Although Valentine’s Day was a few days ago, it’s never too late to show others you care. For only $10, you too can name a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach after that special someone of your choosing. I assume this is enough of a gesture to convince somebody to join you after the invasion. If you have a few thousand dollars lying around, you can get a few hundred bodyguards. Honestly, who would say no to that deal? I name a cockroach after you and you act as my bodyguard after the inevitable happens. Everyone wins!

All this talk about zombies is a bit frightening…in a good way! So Happy Halloween, everybody!

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Max, did you not look at that calendar I sent you? You MUST start paying attention to the details. Halloween is months away. You wrote this article a week too late. You want to remain iMingle’s mascot, right?]